Batman for President Office Opened in California
For Immediate Release
Batman for President opens Los Angeles Office
Due to an unexpected interest in his candidacy Batman has opened a regional campaign office in Los Angeles California. However due to a pressing national campaign agenda in key swing vote states and the ongoing crime wave in Gotham City Batman is not expected to make an appearance at the regional office. Andy Chase, a Los Angeles based Media and Marketing consultant has agreed to be Los Angeles Chairman for the “Batman for President” effort and to co-ordinate state wide efforts on behalf of the campaign.
“These are exciting times for the “Batman for President” effort in California.” Chase was quoted as saying. “The Batman platform of “No Taxes. No Welfare. No Mercy” has connected with voters like no other effort since Proposition 13!”
“Unlike other candidates Batman has no ties to or funding from Special Interest groups, he has not accepted any Public Funding for his campaign and continues to be the only true Independent candidate with a consistent record of winning every single fight he has been engaged in” Chase continued. “Additionally Batman has a record of ongoing public service of great length that exceeds that of any other candidate”.
“We expect by Oct 31 that the groundswell of support for Batman will be so great, people will begin to emulate Batman’s style, and take to the streets in support as well as going door to door in support of this campaign. Awareness for Batman is at an all time high!”
“However on the downside we do expect the opposing campaigns to file with the Federal Communications Commission for equal broadcast time due to the heavy exposure Batman currently receives on Television. While we are confident that these claims for equal exposure will be dismissed by the FCC we have retained the Gotham City law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe to represent the “Batman for President” campaign in this effort. In addition to myself, famed public defender Harvey Dent, on a leave of absence, will be assisting the legal team in Gotham City,” Chase concluded.
Volunteers and interested individuals can reach the Los Angeles office of “Batman for President” at: Batman4PresLA@aol.com. Barbara Gordon, Press Secretary, has relocated from Gotham City to Los Angeles to handle all inquiries.
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