About the Batman
Who is the Batman, you ask? He is a man of purpose and integrity, a leader and a doer. He has brought countless criminals to justice. He has saved countless lives. He asks for nothing from us in return but the freedom to continue his crusade against those who would threaten our families, property, and way of life.
Motivated by tragedy in his own life, the Batman has dedicated his significant resources to the capture and prosecution of dangerous men the world over. His exploits are legend; his symbols known to us all. And now, at a time when civilizations clash, Batman is willing to take on the one task yet unfilled: to lead America through to a new era of prosperity and justice.
Never one to gladhand lobbyists or kiss babies, the Batman is not interested in caucii or primaries. He is his own man, and as such, will spend not one dime on advertising or even becoming eligible for the ballot in most states. He knows that if America truly desires his leadership, we will write in his name en masse in November, and give the man who knows how to wield power the best the keys to our government.
Ask yourself: Who better to lead America? And know the answer: There is no one but the Batman.
In 2008, the choice is yours. Vote Batman.
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Image from second printing cover to Batman #608 (Oct. 2002).
Art by Jim Lee (pencils) and Scott Williams (inks). From Wikipedia.